I don’t have much time to get into all the details now but promise I will later. I want to get back to the hospital. I just came home to change clothes and take a quick shower. It is really early in the morning now, too. So I will call you later but here is a photo of the newest addition to our family- Smithson Barry Usher. The cutest freaking baby on the planet! Sorry this is so rushed but I haven’t slept in ages and have drank far too much red bull.
Just kidding. Jenny is still pregnant and I have no idea whose baby this is. He is a cute little fella though. Am I right? Or am I right? I mean gosh...what a cute baby. The stuff dreams are made of. Boy, did I ever have you going with that whole "birth of my son" stuff hey? Love you!
Danny
PS I hope my son is as cute as this baby because I mean- wow...that's one cute baby.
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You are a bastard.
I am going to beat you silly the next time I see you!!! I'm old, don't do that!!
That is one cute kid though. Nope I still hate you for doing that!! Jenny when you can, would you please kick my son's ass for me.
Love you,
Mom
I enjoy everything you have done here. What I enjoy most though is that beautiful baby. You may have cursed yourself by messing with your poor Mother and now your baby will never live up to the cute baby's beauty.
You really are a SHITHEAD. Must admit, you had me going.
Somebody goin to get a beating when they get back to Canada.
You hold him Norm, I will beat him!!!
Am I the only one who thinks you are clever and witty to have done this? Our parents are so square.
hahah I knew you would enjoy it. Dad just left the funniest message on our answering machine. Yes, that is right. We finally have an answering machine.
Ha ha ha....good work Danny. I'll say I thought it was most likely a joke so I skipped half the top part and started scrolling to the bottom for the punchline, but then I hit the photo and was like "omigod, there is actually a baby, it really DID happen and nobody told me!" and then I saw the text at the bottom and thought "ah yes...it is Danny. Gotta trust my initial instincts more." Oh you! Can't wait to hear the REAL story. Hope you don't have to dash out and leave your students in a panic. Good luck with waiting!
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