For Heather

To appease Aunty Heather, here is a photo of Draidan wearing a necktie. Apparently, the newborn with a gun photo wasn't a hit. You guys are such Negative Nellies. But seriously, he needs to start building some serious street cred now to avoid any bully situations in the future.

I know at least two of you reading this blog are pregnant. Let me give you a piece of advice- don't teach your baby to roll over or stand at two months old! Bad idea. Now, that I taught him how to roll over, he tries to do it constantly, which makes you stress out more because if your baby is lying on his stomach, there is a bigger chance of him getting S.I.D.S. (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.) Moreover, it makes them way more maneuverable when you are trying to change them, feed them etc. Now, that he has learned this trick, it's all he wants to do. We have a special pillow for babies that stops them from being able to roll over- which REALLY pisses him off. How do babies react when they can't get what they want- scream.
So my coaching has landed me in the dog pound with mommy. Hopefully, she doesn't find out that I taught him how to shoot Jagermeister or I will really be in trouble.

Jenny brought him to my school on Wednesday and he showed everyone how he can stand and dance. He has to lean to stand up but he can balance pretty well for his age. We got his Taiwanese passport today and his Canadian one should arrive by April 4th. I didn't have my first passport until I was 16. He will have two passports before he is 3 months old! Fast becoming an international man of mystery.
One month and he will be in Canada! The weeks are all a blur right now. That will come faster than I will be ready for it.